I’m still not really reblogging STID spoilers right now.
I’ll keep tagging them accordingly, but I admit I’m going to be a bit more lax about it after the Memorial Day weekend since the film will have been in theatre for more than week after Monday.
So go see if you’re going to see it ;-)
What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?
Well, I will say one of the amusing things that has come from Star Trek Into Darkness is my friend buttonso’s younger sister has now been like (and I’m paraphrasing but you’ll get the basic idea)…
“Wow this Benedict Cumberbatch guy. I should watch Sherlock.”
Her sudden interest in him that buttonso has informed me about, has amused me to no end.
evawrites replied to your post: evawrites replied to your post: evawrites replied…
i’m sorry, yes i’m a jerk, but i couldn’t help it. :D :D :D :D :D
*laughing* HEH, don’t get me wrong. I laughed. You have to at this stuff sometimes! It just gets ridiculous and you just have to have a chuckle! :)
I love ya, Eva. ;-)
con4cyn replied to your post: Remembering that one time I went into a tag and…
I’ve heard the same thing about black women. It’s not fair. Not at all.
I have too. From one of my ex-boyfriends from long ago IN FACT. Just one of the several horrible things I ended up finding about him as we dated.
I was just…HOW…I mean…how could he lump together all black women as being unattractive on a whole???? I just could not comprehend and kinda sat there with my mouth open and didn’t know how to reply.
If someone can make a stereotype, they’ll do it. Just so so…idiotic. -_-