inchells:

Sherlockian nightmares

inchells:

Sherlockian nightmares

Letterman: Who's that?
Martin (to audience): Who is it?
Audience: Gollum!
Martin: Yeah, Gollum, see?
Letterman: Was he in The Lord of the Rings too?
Martin:
Audience:
Earth:
Rest of the Universe:

Just to let you know I’ll be landing today without No. 1 hydro.

Just to let you know I’ll be landing today without No. 1 hydro.

twoharts:

letterstosherlock:

atropabelladonna1120:

If you take away the smile, replace the outfit with a sharp tuxedo and the drink with a dry martini, would this not be the next James Bond?

Well no actually all you have to do is replace the tie with a bow tie. Just sayin’.

Don’t tempt me to even try and turn him into James Bond!

He gets to be the next Bond villain though. Close enough? XP

twoharts:

letterstosherlock:

atropabelladonna1120:

If you take away the smile, replace the outfit with a sharp tuxedo and the drink with a dry martini, would this not be the next James Bond?

Well no actually all you have to do is replace the tie with a bow tie. Just sayin’.

Don’t tempt me to even try and turn him into James Bond!

He gets to be the next Bond villain though. Close enough? XP


now let’s play a little game

now let’s play a little game

barachiki:

Sherlock invited John and Lestrade around to watch him hit the high score.

barachiki:

Sherlock invited John and Lestrade around to watch him hit the high score.

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

Mark Gatiss is my favourite.

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

Mark Gatiss is my favourite.

sexlock:

BEES, JOHN.
“Sherlock, I don’t mean to sound rude but… why do these bees look a lot like your underwear?”
“No, John. You don’t seem to understand. Bees. BEES.”

sexlock:

BEES, JOHN.


“Sherlock, I don’t mean to sound rude but… why do these bees look a lot like your underwear?”

“No, John. You don’t seem to understand. Bees. BEES.”

halorvic:

Mark me well: soon you will rue the day you dared to cross… Russellll Crowe!
Another anon fill. Wanted the CP team to meet Russell Crowe — I hope Douglas and Martin will suffice.

halorvic:

Mark me well: soon you will rue the day you dared to cross… Russellll Crowe!

Another anon fill. Wanted the CP team to meet Russell Crowe — I hope Douglas and Martin will suffice.

reticentpanic:

I was browsing through Clark Gregg’s twitter when I saw this and nearly died.

reticentpanic:

I was browsing through Clark Gregg’s twitter when I saw this and nearly died.