Sherlockian nightmares
Letterman: Who's that?
Martin (to audience): Who is it?
Audience: Gollum!
Martin: Yeah, Gollum, see?
Letterman: Was he in The Lord of the Rings too?
Martin:
Audience:
Earth:
Rest of the Universe:
If you take away the smile, replace the outfit with a sharp tuxedo and the drink with a dry martini, would this not be the next James Bond?
Well no actually all you have to do is replace the tie with a bow tie. Just sayin’.
Don’t tempt me to even try and turn him into James Bond!
He gets to be the next Bond villain though. Close enough? XP
BEES, JOHN.
“Sherlock, I don’t mean to sound rude but… why do these bees look a lot like your underwear?”“No, John. You don’t seem to understand. Bees. BEES.”








