Hang on, you thought it was in the sugar. You were convinced it was in the sugar.
Neck, hand, coat
i can just imagine sherlock in hound, scheming
“i really upset john when i said i didn’t have friends, he’s so touchy, the silly man, but how do i fix it, what do i say… ooh, what if i said i didn’t have friends, i only had one? you see because i used the plural for friend, which made him think i care for nobody, but if i imply it’s only him as my one friend, it’s like i meant it all along, he’ll be all complimented and will adore me again. ah sherlock, you really dug yourself out of that one, you’re a bloody genius, pat yourself on the bum, he’ll eat that up and will be fawning over you again in no time”
“… then I’ll drug his coffee~”
Nᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʙs ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ.